i am the farthest thing from surprised ever
My knowledge of grammar betrays me.
whether it’s how you type or horribly mangle the spelling of some innocent word, yes, it does.
You make me out to be a butcher. /tear
Mya: I wrote ticked
Mya: as tickled
Mya: as time tickled on
Kass: coochie coochie coo
Mya: stop that
Mya: who is loccent and why is their stuff on my tumblr
Mya: changing stuff
Mya: I have been wondering this whole time
Mya: this isn't my bets moment..
Kass: not your best either
Kass: did you ever get your wisdom teeth removed
Mya: mine were sugically removed
Kass: really because i thought someone just punched them out of your mouth
Mya: I'll support you as a friend wherever you go
Kass: yeah i have a sudden stupid desire to work on an aircraft carrier don't look at me
Mya: I did not just
Kass: that's not very supportive
Kass: would you be able to cut my arm off if it'd save my life
Mya: I would scream no doubt
Mya: the entire time
Kass: oh my god laughing at the image
Kass: of you like
Kass: battle cry face
Mya: EXACTLY LIKE THAT
Mariah: If you want your bottle of water, grab it now.
Kass: You know me so well.
Mariah: You might wanna...
Kass: *runs into the doorframe*
Kass: Shut up I hate you.
mariah (via hawkkass)
Kass: Mya no one's even gonna see you.
Mya: I WANT TO FEEL PRETTY.
Kass: I'M LAUGHING AND ALSO CRYING?
Kass: THAT IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY NOTE I'VE EVER GOT
I wish you the best of best birthdays. To be eighteen, I congratulate you. You are now old enough to enter the Triwizard Tournament, to leave the Hobbit Hole and experience your own grand adventure. To smoke with Gandolf the Gray, and attend all Tony Stark specialty after-showings available for adults 18 years+ or older. This is the last year you could be drafted into The Hunger Games, but I’m sure you will make it. You can change your name to Hawkkass, or get a lightning-shaped tattoo on your forehead. No longer will we have to rely on Mackenzie’s mother when buying spray paint. You could work at a bar or become a stripper. You can vote, and you can also sue.
Happy Eighteenth Birthday. <3